Burt i don't know if its real or not, but

Well hey! Yes...they're baaaaaack. Thankfully I have no business down there (unless I decide to help my sorority with recruitment...nope), so I can mostly avoid it.

i would get a can of bengal and a bengal cat, just for good measure.

I'm going to jump on the "Shucks, that aint' nothin'!" bandwagon- Florida here.

Old Joe Biden, I still probably would. If Jill said it was OK.

"In today's Tweet Beat, we learn that Joe Biden was a hottie back in the day"

Okay, I agree that Examsoft was clearly a debacle, but the people who claim that handwriting the exam is superior are kidding themselves. Did you write this article out by hand first? No, you typed it because typing is faster and easier. Why would it be any different on a law exam?

Dear National Review,

"...(b) the unlovely tendency to presume themselves to be smarter than everybody else in the world."

Why doesn't Marvel make superhero t-shirts for girls/women when they're half the audience of the films?

Sadly the cut even on young childrens shirts for boys and girls is different. So you can tell which it is. My 6 year old son has a girls My Little Pony t-shirt he wears anyway, it's just a grey shirt with Rainbow Dash on it, but the kids at school did try to pick on him about it because the sleeves make it obvious…

Mary Martin wasn't exactly flat-chested.

Sad buzzkill: while these pictures are adorbs and I applaud this guy on every possible level, the fact that this all looks silly to us really underscores how infantilizing pictures of women typically are, including in pregnancy photoshoots. What looks "sexy" and "cute" on a woman looks ridiculous on a man, because our…

Next stop, bridesmaids dresses- after all, will you really wear that puce taffeta frill-monster with matching shoes again. Ever?

I bet Kanye is sitting at home RIGHT NOW, fingers flying and eyes bloodshot, pounding Red Bull after Red Bull, coding the FUCK out of the next iteration update to the game while Kim runs a brainstorm session at the wipe-board about how to improve their objectification algorithm for the next roll-out.

So, for those keeping track at home: Hobby Lobby cares deeply about protecting the unborn when it comes to denying women contraception coverage under the Affordable Care Act. Hobby Lobby does not care deeply about protecting the unborn when it comes to ensuring that mothers are capable of providing for their new…

As a rat owner, this is usually how their fights go. It's more like intense patty-cake games.

His story totally checks out. The danger that an intoxicated, unarmed, 5'7" 130lb woman poses to a DI running back is criminally underreported. That's why half of SEC linebackers are walkons from sororities.

I'm a minister, and on this particular issue, my views fall more in line with the Satanic Temple than with the Supreme Court ruling.