If it's not a corgi, the Queen doesn't have time for it.

"My harshest critics made me feel empowered to be the exact person they wanted me to be." (More proof that "empowered" is a meaningless word.)

Penn state fans very concerned about protecting children, suddenly.

I know that, but when everyday you're reminded that your life is worthless because you happen to be black and a woman, you need a lot self preservation coping mechanism, to not get crazy. For now this is where I'm, this is how I stay "safe".

..was told by pest control experts that she would have to burn anything that had come into contact with the spider eggs, as the arachnids are highly venomous.

Personally, I'm all for Ray Rice playing this season. In fact, I think he should have his suspension lifted and that he be used as a feature back and an integral component of their offense.

I have to go re-watch The Truth About Cats and Dogs now.

Bah. Everyone knows women don't like cigars and boozin'. It's a scientifical fact.

Posted on the door:

So — male sports team members can drug a girl, film themselves raping her and they get a slap on the wrist because "think of their future, those poor boys-who-will-be-boys" but a girl who has miscarriage is automatically presumed guilty of being a baby murdering Slutzilla and gets a Ferguson-level police response?

I love etiquette and I think it can be very useful in encouraging respectful, considerate behavior - but some traditions just need to die, and this is one of them. Address people the way they want to be addressed! That is etiquette.

Last night just confirms what I told everybody for the last two years and nobody wanted to believe me:

So...would you judge me if I started sneaking these, and the black Santas into the homes of anyone who invites me to a Christmas party from now on?

Hey Kirk, you really shouldn't be alienating all us Jews and Muslims and Hindus and other non-Christmas-celebrators out there with this "war on Christmas" stuff. Know why? Because we're the ones who have your back and are constantly reminding people that Christmas is about Christ. Casual Christian person: "Why don't…

Uh he does know that Christmas was originally just a co-opted pagan holiday intended to lure people into converting yes?

"Who knows what "Happy Holidays" even means??"