What's it like to miss the point entirely?

You guys, I literally think I have a problem.

I am both intrigued and horrified.

I fancy myself to be a real life adult with a job and a 401(k), but WOW that hit me right in the childhood. I can't wait to check this out. Thanks for sharing :)

I think I'll start stocking up on butter.

Well, firstly, LYSISTRATA.

I sometimes feel like women won't be taken seriously as actual human beings until we start getting really violent and nasty. In the short-term, we'll be seen as "unstable bitches." But if we start inflicting the kind of terror on these men that they inflict on us, maybe they'll start seeing us equals. Ladies, let's…

US in a nutshell: My boss controls my uterus. My state controls who I marry. My government controls none of the guns.

How is this decision anything but blatant pandering to Christianity? Who the fuck do you turn to when the supreme fucking court shits out a decision this awful? Is it time for us to grab torches and pitchforks and go after these assholes?

If it helps, you can visit my happy place which is a picnic in a meadow with Tom Hiddleston. I'm there right now and it's the only thing keeping me from running around screaming my head off about the bullshit decision. Just goes to prove yet again that women are second class citizens. Because if it were about men…

Atwood saw this coming decades ago. We are so predictable...

Well, I guess I'll just buy my vagina a gun and let it stand its ground.

They narrowed the decision to ONLY the contraception question, to avoid all those pesky worries and questions about not covering blood transfusions, vaccines, etc.

I only represent the G in LGBT, but Guy Fieri? Him and his food remind me of a raging case of chlamydia. This gay won't be persuaded to visit.

The stairs anecdote reminds me of something that, 10 years later, my husband or I still reference weekly. Standing in line at a very posh candy counter, the woman in front of us was taking forever to decide. Flustered, she blurted out "yes but are these made by candy makers??!!" So she's asking if the candy was made…

In 2012, I had a late term abortion in Texas. I was 21 weeks. I found out I was pregnant at 20 weeks. I was still nursing my two-year-old and hadn't had a period since before he was conceived. I had just split with his father a few months before and it was a domestic violence situation. Immediately after we split, I'd…

Your thoughts are my thoughts. My boyfriend brought me a burger when I was super drunk on a Carnival Cruise this spring, and when I woke up the next morning I was like, we have to go get another one of those, that was the best burger I've ever had. And then he said it was from the Guy Fieri stand, and I had a 30…

They could have just called this "The Week Before My Period."

I honestly didn't realize—until I did this experiment—that I'd lost something significant: the ability to just eat food, without qualifying every choice, and without treating every meal as an opportunity to "fix" myself.

Would anyone be interested in my similarly-themed DIY article, "Everything I Fucked Up While Trying To Act Like Anthony Bourdain For Most of My Twenties"?