You literally could not be more wrong.

Well when I purchase it at the store, it sure says “Almond Milk” so take your pedantry elsewhere. 

It is 2019. The amount of non-dairy milk alternatives is staggering.

That delightful sitcom standby, the parent-child incest story

Well, haven’t checked in with Modern Family in a while, might as well see what’s—

Ravens. Ravens. Ravens? Ravens.

That sounds like something Garth Marenghi would write!

Maybe pyromania is a Blossom family trait. Recall that Cheryl was the original Riverdale firebug, burning Thornhill to the ground in the the Season 1 finale. Betty and Cheryl are third cousins through the Blossom line. Not much of a stretch...

No, Del Taco is crap. Fast food to try in San Diego: In-N-Out, Crack Shack, any Mexican place ending in “berto’s” (Roberto’s, Adalberto’s, Rigoberto’s, etc. Get a California Burrito). For vegan/vegetarian options, try Plant Power or Evolution.

French fries are vegan, right?

Non-main cast member student: “how come it’s always these guys that get the big finish in these musicals”

Non-main cast member student: “shouldn’t we be rehearsing”

Honestly there’s a vegan place I go to near my apartment where I really can’t tell the difference on the cheese. It’s pretty good.

I think it was because it was the third post after two annoying hacky anti-vegan jokes that rely more on stereotypes, so I didn’t read it to be a sincere comment (I also probably misread a word as I sped past). Rereading it I can see that you’re specifically saying that some vegans are like that (just as some…

And some latch onto anti-veganism

Yes, because Humbert Humbert was portrayed as such a wonderful and sympathetic human being.

If Barb’s parents knew she was dead, the first question they’d likely have would be about the lack of a body, and why they couldn’t have it for a funeral, and maybe they’d want to sue someone for wrongful death or something. It likely wouldn’t end things.

Yes, the point of her was to be a victim. I think it just how they made it seem like the whole town was obsessed about Will’s disappearance, organizing search parties and the like, but nobody seemed to even care Barb was gone other than her parents and Nancy.

On the other hand, they’re high school students, so they might naturally focus on more recent stuff. If it were an adult party, there would definitely be more throwbacks. I’m more surprised that Jonathan didn’t recognize the music and mistook it for Kiss of all things. His love of the Clash means he’s searched far and…

Gary is good at being Selina's bag man. Of course, beyond that he's useless.