Hermione’s tried to kill Hiram multiple times, and Veronica and Hermione have both regularly expressed their fear of what Hiram would do to Hermione if she stepped out of line - to the point where Gladys very recently used that to blackmail Veronica into doing her bidding.

Yeah. You want to fight ocean waste, it’s more effective to boycott seafood than straws.

Yeah. You want to fight ocean waste, it’s more effective to boycott seafood than straws.

I am amused by the idea of conservative politicians posting photos of random shit to Twitter and calling it socialism.

Plus, it’s not like Fred was all that involved in his son’s life anyway. Like yeah, on the Riverdale Scale Of Parenting he’s always been top tier, but his approach to fatherhood was mostly to stand back making worried faces while Archie did increasingly self-destructive things.

Well, I’ve been propositioned, and I’ve been followed part of the way home by a guy who’d decided he’d rather sit next to me on a mostly empty carriage than with his friends. Stuff like that makes me very glad I now have a car and can just drive home from the station, rather than walk on my own in the dark.

I’ve also…

I don’t enjoy drinking so I don’t do it, and I’ve been vegetarian for about seven years and vegan for one. I do eat sugar, but it turns out I’ve been 2/3 of the way to this Daniel Fast this whole time without even knowing it. As such, my lesbian ass would like to invite Chris Pratt and his queerphobic church and his…

My headcanon is that it was still mocktails Reggie was serving, but Archie was just drunk on the Placebo Effect.

I am deeply disappointed by the the Gargoyle King reveal, and sincerely hope that this was just Hiram attempting to capitalize on G&G and the Gargoyle King, which is its own separate phenomenon - rather than him being the puppet master behind the whole thing.

Is it actually legally possible for nuns to use a vow of silence to avoid answering questions in court? I can’t tell if this is Riverdale insanity or American justice system insanity.

I was just commenting earlier today on how that little incident apparently led to child-me convincing myself that ordinary Transfiguration spells must wear off after a short period of time.

There’s a pretty neat long-running blog set in Hogwarts here -

Yeah, I feel like the smell of an ever-growing turd mountain would be even worse than the smell of a collection of skin luggage.

This is good advice that I should’ve learned as soon as I found out how many points catching the snitch was worth.

The way I had it figured was that transfiguration could be maintained, but that if you just changed a match into a needle, wandered off, and never thought about it again it’d switch back to a match eventually. Since Animagi were transforming themselves and they didn’t even need a wand to do it, I just thought they…

How does this have any relevance whatsoever to whether or not he forced women to watch or listen to him masturbate?

I really thought that vanishing and other standard transfiguration spells would ordinarily only last a limited amount of time - like, a few hours to a few days. That makes the logistics of this revelation even more odd; everyone would just be constantly vanishing ever-larger mountains of poop so they wouldn’t have to…

Jesus Christ, I know. An uncomfortably large amount of dudes are really fucking invested in pushing the narrative from CK’s bullshit apology - that he always asked for and obtained consent before doing anything, and anything sketchy here was totally unintentional on his part and the women should’ve left if they were…

Wait, vanishing is permanent?

“enough cases of people admitting he asked them, they said no, and he didn’t do it,”