Yep, you're right. Whoops.

That IS pretty consistent with him skipping the funeral after his mother died. Oliver isn't good at sticking around during sudden, traumatic events he's powerless to fix.

Braeden from Teen Wolf.

"If anyone could have made the 50 Shades Of Grey movie watchable it’d be Glenn Howerton as Dennis Reynolds as Christian Grey."
Oh my god, I can't get this out of my head now. That would be amazing. Terrifying, but amazing. Glenn Howerton would do a terrific job at portraying Christian Grey to be exactly as predatory…

When I was a teenager, I really enjoyed HIMYM. Now, my immediate reaction to this headline was "Ugh, why?"

Well, since the name was his choice, I think Kilgrave WAS meant to be his cool name.

Okay, well like Dr. Clint says, Mulder's monologue could've come straight from an actual X-Files script. The quote about ignoring illegal weapon shipments so they can drive out to Bumfuck, Nowhere and listen to some idiot ramble about how he saw an alien while three sheets to the wind - that's also a pretty accurate…

My friend nicknamed Wynn Friendzone. I desperately want him to turn evil, and for Friendzone to become his actual supervillain name.

I know, watching the show gave me a whole new appreciation of that episode, and how on-target its jokes were. Especially about Mulder.

For me, the biggest example would be entirely unintentional on the part of the filmmakers. I became a vegetarian because of Contagion - vague SPOILERS ahead.

Exactly! If they'd done this and then censored the heterosexual kiss too, and so on, I wouldn't have had an issue with it. But noooo, a girl and a boy kissing is fine, but a girl and a girl dancing and *gasp* looking at one another? Somebody PLEASE think of the children!

Yeah, that statement was really just digging themselves deeper. Maybe they could've saved a little face with an excuse about it being cut for time or some bullshit, but the whole "no gay stuff - this is a KID'S show," argument is inherently homophobic.

Heh. In my friend's case, it's because their dad's done more than enough drugs and alcohol for both of them.

Fuck, I live in Melbourne and keep forgetting to tell my Seinfeld-fan friend about this.

Heh, I was wondering if someone would make that comparison.

Smart as Malcolm is, they made a repeated point of showing his poor social skills, open arrogance, and general talent for pissing people off. For these reasons, I don't think he'd be able to get people to vote for him.

He attacked the food supply!

I'm sorry for the impending bastardization of your book, friend.

I looked this book up on Wikipedia, and there doesn't seem to be a romantic subplot.

A TV adaptation, eh?