This just reminds me of the Halloween I got kicked out of the Assisted Living Center because dressing as the Grim Reaper was “inappropriate” and “wrong” and “27 is too old to go trick or treating”

If the DNC doesn’t use this clip -and the one where he recoils from our national bird- in every ad, on every channel, on every day leading up to the next election, then I demand they be officially disbanded and forbidden from any future involvement in the political process.

It’s fucking infuriating.

It’s funny, because most Evangelicals I’ve ever met know nothing about Biblical history, the very conscious and deliberate construction process, ecumenical councils throughout time (and their effects), the apocryphal texts, etc.

Uh oh. This just in from the NRA: “We believe that as a person who was born in Kenya and obviously hates his country, Chipper Jones should be removed from the MLB Hall of Fame immediately.”

You don’t care about college hockey but certain parts of the country do and it’s a revenue sport for those schools.

As a Pistons fan, I often question Stan as a coach/executive, but I respect the fuck out of him as a human being and his willingness to speak his mind.

Sure, this might seem bad on the surface, but you’ve got to remember that as denizens of the Southern Hemisphere, Australians speak with a slightly different register, which results in a frequency that cannot be detected by the ear of a Wolff.

Later in the day though:

That University of West Virginia education!

What’s the big deal, he’s just a super productive role player

So Thibs will probably only play him 25 minutes in the next game?

I’m not saying that tommy t ruins players, but goddam tommy t ruins players

Thibs did this. Probably not completely but this seemed inevitable from the time he was traded. Hope he doesn’t become the next Luol Deng, Joakim Noah, D Rose, etc. And KAT needs to watch out especially at his size.

Take note, wolf pups, lest Thibs be your undoing as well.

I didn’t want to, but I smiled. Congrats Pink Skull you beat my conscious and sense of decorum.

Whoa, easy there man. You can’t say that. I know you’re joking and all, but you just can’t go and say that. You can’t ask him to take out Incognito, and not take out at least one Pouncey too.

This needs to be put into the Deadspin inappropriate joke hall of fame. This is classic.

That is simply far to onerous! How will the admins be able to eat?!