If the Yankees are in need of any more of these sorts of press events, I hear Thurman Munson never officially retired either.

Kinda meh on the logo, but that off-white jersey with the script “Minnesota...”

i can’t hear you over the city’s ridiculously high quality of life

guess it looks like the TAX PAYERS aren’t the only thing getting sodomized by Washington! please forward this comment to your republican uncle.

would a “boring-ass” team have set an NHL record for most empty net goals in a season

This must be the hole where Cards fans stuff all their shame.

Can someone tell me how Brian McCann feels about this? I feel he should mediate all MLB player blood feuds.

Are they sure it wasn't a dumpster?

Not seen in the photo above, the ball actually left the park. He got winded and decided to stay at first base.

My first thought watching this happen was "I hope Deadspin gets a GIF of this."

phrasing...

That's what she said

I think all I took away from the video was the commentary on how "the ball came beautifully in the back door."

If only I could be so lucky...

And for the record, Edmonds’ catch is 1,000 times better because Hawk Harrelson is not involved.

Took a minute to get there, but this really deserves more love.

The trucker hats were actually a fallback plan. Each member of the wedding party was originally supposed to get a flag with his or her name on it. Someone was supposed to pick them up from a store near the reception hall, but after a bit of a mix-up the flags were picked up in Dallas by mistake.

Fun Fact: It’s now illegal to hold that in Indiana.