Shrayber why does third cousin has to be adopted??????

So if you get laid off this app, is it called a Bumblefuck?

I just can't with the breedery nonsense. Are there any adjectives less sexy than proper safe and respectful? It's all sex negative nonsense.

And don't even get me started on all the sites that have failed to deliver on their promise that "dozens of horny housewives in [my] area need immediate love."

Dating: No matter what I can't shake the feeling I'm doing it wrong.

Ladies, it is time to just give up on dating apps and use Craigslist. Even if you don't meet your prince, you can make a lovely collage of penis pics to use as your desktop.

How gauche! I'd only wear a 400-lb, insanely intricate gown if it was hand-beaded by blind virginal nuns, not just a warehouse full of randos.

The Real Housewives of The View

I think Elisabeth H. should return for a special season of Survivor: The View, where all hosts past and present are stuck on an island together for 39 days. I would totally watch that.

It's probably me, I love workplace gossip.