“We also have ketamine for sale.”

“We are from Russia. So we good. We have cat boiling on stove as we speak.”

Fucked. We are fucked.

But will it give it to ya?

I prefer “My favorite multi-billion-dollar corporation can beat up your favorite multi-billion-dollar corporation.”

It’s like he walked off an episode of Mr. Robot. He’s a perfect corporate villain. Too bad fsociety is not real.

Shut up about winter, it’s still August asshole.

Shut up about winter, it’s still August asshole.

As a Vikings fan, let me assure you that opening game isn’t as concerning as you may be believing. This Vikings team isn’t making the playoffs, like many are saying they can.

Guy 1: Oh shit. Texaco has escaped. Again.

You’re welcome!

You: “I like something.”
The Internet: “FUCK YOU AND THAT THING.”

Your shit still stinks, dude.

The first good thing to come out of New Jersey.

From the very beginning of this article I was thinking wow, if this guy is mediocre what the fuck am I????

Since all I’ve done is sell a bunch of companies, write lots of books and make loads of money you’re probably wondering: When will the mediocrity end?

I don’t really care if you care, but I’m more astonished with the number of militant and crazy cat people clawing at you.

Shut up

Or people like learning and discovering weird things like the truth or irony? Perhaps you feel this history had no repercussions or is not relevant to race in society currently? Let me guess, you're white.