I think living by myself has turned me slightly feral.

Sometimes.

Shep,

Shep,

Unsweetened green tea lemonade.

Powdered Taro Toast Man?

wow you really took a stand

That means he likes you, you idiot. Can't you take a sign? This is 6th grade all over again.

You're full of shit: You are creative

Sure, it's ok when a white guy does it...

What are the odds that someone who's a fan of Israel is interested in removing restrictions on people...

Most dudes go home and beat off after pretty much any encounter with a female. I've been flying half-mast all day since the drive-thru lady asked if I wanted a receipt.

A+

She probably also thinks that goddamned dress is White and Gold.

I can't believe it! This article came on just as I was steeping my tea. Let me try it out.

What should SK do? Before you answer, I will remind you that most of NK's armaments are on the border and pointed at Seoul, with a population of 9m. The entire population of South Korea is 50m. So approximately 20% of the South Korean population lives within first strike range of NK.

with that...proceed Mr Rambo.

"Why buy this run-down european country when you can have this stealth super-bomber instead?"

Meanwhile Jim Harbaugh cums 6 times.

," Passaman said to himself, nevertheless plunging headlong into the wittiest of rejoinders.

Is that what I said? That's not what I said.

Don't baseball dudes grab their crotches all the time? What the hell, doesn't football have a player's union?