what a jerk

Me in my 20's: That sounds like a great time. Me in my 30's: That sounds like a heart attack.

Same. Thinking about food right after getting high makes me feel nauseous, but give me two hours...

I’m more concerned about these companies getting hacked or this info getting into the hands of shady businesses or insurance companies. I don’t need my DNA to be monetized. I’m good.

Read Gawker

Read as much as you can about Traditional Chinese Medicine and Phlegm. See what TCM has to say about how its formed and what foods to eat and avoid. Stay away from fried foods, dairy, sugar, white flour, and bananas. 

You should write a self help book. You are an inspiration to us all.

Revised

What is an acceptable substitute for the beef in the gravy if one didn’t eat beef?

I look forward to Samsung using this as the theme for their next ad.

When are we going on a date?

I, too, have gone on many first dates. I have the good fortune of living in NYC, where there are many different people to choose from. Dating gets expensive, so if you can minimize your costs, that will give you the budget to go on more of them. I would go to a nice coffee shop in Midtown Manhattan, where coffee and…

A nice coffee shop or tea house was my go to first date option. It’s relatively cheap and casual.

Ajit, is that you?

I’m in the exact same boat. It’s strange to see him in this new light.

Most people don’t want to visit New York? Do you speak for all of them? How did you conduct such a survey?

An android tablet with an ebook app.

I literally laughed out loud like a doofus. Thank you.

and gives the good ol’ immune system a workout.

Here is Ricardo Lockette’s incredibly touching account of his ordeal: http://www.theplayerstribune.com/am-i-about-to-die/