You in the mood for Indian tonight?

I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to say you’re doing anything bad. I was just trying to be funny and failed miserably. Happy Friday!

Bill Cosby can be the face of that campaign.

It’s a weird moment in Baseball, one that hopefully that does not occur too frequently.

As a Yankees fan, I can’t believe I’m giving you a star. Don’t tell anyone.

I can confirm that here in Queens, we indeed have specialty stores that sell Cuy, otherwise known as Guinea Pig meat. They come frozen and from what I remember, come in a 5 pack. Bring your appetite or bring friends!

The death penalty is what he wants. I say keep him alive in that shitty cell to suffer as long as possible.

Finish him... GAYTALITY!

Method: Cold turkey & reading Allen Carr’s The Easy Way to Quit Smoking

That right there is truth.

This totally reminds me of jook, a savory rice porridge that is often topped with veggies and cooked in spices. It's considered to be a healing food that strengthens the stomach when it's weak and sluggish.

Tea is delicious. I'd bathe in it if I could.

The idea of eating her out is gross. Her Vagine is like the freakin' Lincoln Tunnel.

That was yesterday. Today is a new day.

Black Label, at the very least.

Maybe he masturbates and plays video games at the same time.

Crunchy peanut butter is mindfucking madness. There is no difference between that and a hot deuce with undigested corn.

Does he lift his hand to smell it at the end of the run?