this seems handy to revenge enemies if they have jealous significant others.

Who needs triggers when the guns are built right in?

The venue is exclusively 21+. Sorry to burst your bullshit bubble.

I work with a guy who eats out someone before he comes to work, & doesn't brush his teeth.

Mmmmm... pussy.

Go home, Steve Jobs, you're dead.

The Blacklist

Hannibal season 3.

Waiting for Bates Motel season 3, the return of The Walking Dead and season 5 of Game of Thrones :)

I use Venn diagrams to try to look smart.

That second question seems redundant.

You know, I'm glad the people behind the dildo are finally making it open source since I was thinking to myself, "This is bullshit, I should be able to hack my sex toys as I see fit, enough of this walled garden nonsense". If I want to program my dildo to help me stir pasta in between uses to free an extra hand while…

I'm never going to a public venue starting tomorrow.

I am scared and horny because of this.....

Isn't that the girl from Roseanne?

This would last until my wife got home from work.

Every week its like Person Of Interest is 4 - 5 days ahead of the news.

just give me a bottle of 3 Penis Wine and forget all that cooking

Big thanks to Michael Irving for trying to complete each phrase as they're being said like he's solving goddamn Wheel of Fortune.

It seems to be the unpopular opinion, but I agree that it is just unnecessarily cruel. I've spent my entire professional career in colleges and universities (not in athletics) so maybe I am a bit protective of college athletes. This just seems like senseless humiliation for someone who Deadspin would usually point…