Scientology: Religion as conceived by The Onion.

To deal with the trauma please schedule an appointment with Dr. Phil.

Dr. Oz is to Medicine as Gawker Media writers are to Journalism.

Wow. +1

Christ, just because they traded for two black players does not mean they're now dangerous.

The only time Cutler fooled anyone tonight.

And here I thought Browns fans were from Cleveland...

do people not use torrentz for searches? it lists a bunch of public sites.

If, and this question is of a purely scholarly nature, one were so inclined as to accidentally happen across these other sites with better design and functionality, where on the intertubes would they be found?

I talked to him last night. Jim is an old family friend.

"Things did not work out so well for the dude in the Colin Kaepernick jersey."

It's a nifty idea... but if someone hand this over to me, I'm going to take a step back with both hands up at chest-level and give them WTF face.

Jeter just hands out gift bags.

Who is paying this guy $37,500 a year for his Fantasy Football friends to come to hi job and harrass him during work hours? This sounds like a low-budget ripoff of the League...

Do you guys still do a cash prize? Or cut out the middleman and just give the winner meth?

This has all the hallmark inconsistencies of a rookie commissioner.

There is a whole lot to choose from, but man do I ever love the guy in the white jersey.

Problem is, people think you're a stripper or a drug dealer or a waitress if you show up with a pile of ones.