I always play with myself at the airport.

The idea of eating her out is gross. Her Vagine is like the freakin' Lincoln Tunnel.

5 inches

That was yesterday. Today is a new day.

Black Label, at the very least.

Maybe he masturbates and plays video games at the same time.

Crunchy peanut butter is mindfucking madness. There is no difference between that and a hot deuce with undigested corn.

Does he lift his hand to smell it at the end of the run?

Hot wife.

Monsoon-rain showers. Your natural catastrophe is our hipster paradise.

You stop first, I'll follow.

Oh snap, the new T-1000 is Asian. Between their superior video game and math skills, humanity is fucked. Astalavista.

Get a load of this guy

Too late. I'll start us off. Get some goggles.

Oh shit, it said yes. Im fucked.

Is that intended to look like a bj or is my filthy mind beyond saving?

Can you still receive notifications on the lockscreen if the pattern unlock setting has been enabled?

Here are some things that I use PB for:

That's not a cat. If it is, it has a Halloween mask on.