My parents were going away on vacation and did not notify me until last minute that they wanted me to go. I had some X to roll on and was going to take it as soon as they left. With my parents refusing to back down from me request to stay, I considered my options - I ultimately decided to fake a suicide attempt. They…

I downloaded it in the Google play store. The other option would be to sideload it. Is your Google Play Store app up to date?

The app worked fine on my Google Play Nexus 5.

"Riding through this world, all alone..."

Das racist

You want to take them to the candy shop? - 50 Cent

This could totally be a Flying Lotus video.

Just learned this about myself. It's tough to realize if I shit on said dick if it's already brown.

Not trolling. I was considering taking a break for about a year, to preserve my Jing. It's a Traditional Chinese Medical concept. There are two kinds, including the pre heaven essence and whatever the other one is called. The idea is that you're born with a limited amount of the pre-heaven essence, which you burn off…

Do you feel, umm, different?

You can pull my 7. Please be gentle.

I just use two fingers. Oh, you mean the chip. Nevermind.

Wut the fuck

It's like asking how can Western Medicine be harmful. Are you telling me you have complete confidence in Big Pharma?

This is a pleasant surprise. I've had a Roku 3 for a year now. It's a great little device but I have been yearning for mirroring capabilities. Good thing I didn't go out and buy a Chromecast.

recanted

Thank you. I quit drinking 9 months ago and now I'm trying to quit smoking. I did a lot of drugs when I was in high school and smoked a lot of pot until a few months ago. I feel like my mind has been dulled by all of that abuse. I'm trying to get my memory back but I dont know if i'll be able to. I was always told I…

Thanks for this. I'm going to order some online immediately. I may invest in a soy milk maker and try to make some from scratch. Hmmm. The world is my oyster.

Oh dear God in heaven.

Does anyone on here know how to make Walnut tea? I've had it once at a Korean Tea house. The texture was creamy and the flavor was out of this world. It was also $6 a cup. If you help me figure out how to recreate this divine substance, I will forever be in your debt.