Can I nominate meat rocket?

Not too far. Just a few miles. I've never tried it myself, but that does sound fun though.

I should have clarified. I already live in Long Beach. I'm going to live in Dunkin Donuts lol. I'm originally from NYC.

Hunter Pence loves Kinja.

I can't wait! There's one coming to Long Beach and I'm going to live there. And they better make it "Regular", with cream and sugar.

Yea, but I never know how much milk and sugar to add.

So you got raped.

I definitely use Mightytext the most but Pocket is not far behind.

Which is actually the Matrix

That is some serious next level bro shit. The only thing missing is a kegger.

You guys definitely eat your fiber.

so, you single?

I'm totally naming my daughter Aria.

I'm guilty of purchasing only Dentyne Ice with my debit card. I'm sorry that my kind upset you, but I'm never going to change!

I would also recommend searching for "ASAP", "moving" and maybe even "or best offer" or "OFO". With the latter, at the very least, you'll know they're probably open to working with you.

i have a hot-rod

he's fabulous!

I can do one better. I can wear a Ira Glass mask and all that I require for my body is bus fare.

He's up and coming.

I'm coming..