so, were not hooking up?

All I care about is finding out where I can get one of those lobster rolls. Dammit now I gotta go find something to eat.

Great, thanks for the down low. I shall see if I can find it in Long Beach.

This changes everything. Where can one acquire this magical stuff?

Too bad it doesn't work with Spotify.

Yup, Mariano is overrated. Even though he is widely, indisputably, known as the BEST CLOSER OF ALL TIME.

Amen. Haters gonna hate.

I have had problems with self control throughout my late teens through most of my twenties. Since I was 14 I started drinking, smoking cigs and smoking herb. When I hit my late teens I started messing with harder stuff. I somehow graduated from a very respectable high school in NYC but then I dropped out of College,…

And we didn't land on the moon either, right?

Mind the Gap

It would be awesome if Lifehacker could create a thread that lists a few great failure-to-success stories. Any takers?

haha I was just referring to the current events in Iraq & Syria lol

So she started the whole ISIS thing?

Comments like yours are the reason why I come to this site. Bless your shitty heart.

I'm going to miss you, Holo.

You got me. I grew up in NYC and now I live in Southern California. I'm not saying KC is not a great place. At the risk of unmasking my cluelessness of all that is awesome in KS, I have no idea what I would do with myself there.

For me the biggest detractor is the fact that it's in Kansas City.

Oh, you're lost. This will suit you better: foxnews.com. Cheers!

I'm more confused now than before the explanation. I'll take that blame for that.

That does not look like dickfur