Tell me about it. A lot of damage can be done with some booze and access to email.

I hear the hazard pay can be pretty solid.

Fuck no

I imagine this is not the first time this kind of thing happened. It would be neat to anticipate this kind of thing and short the corporate beneficiaries of such mix-ups once their share values go up. Or maybe I'm just crazy.

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Obama is already bumpin' this.

Yes. Yes we do.

It's 2014

It would have been cool if the device was picked up by Google. Imagine this thing running Android..

Thank you so much for sharing.

Thank you!

Dogs are better, obviously. Cats are evil.

I think it depends on what that "one thing" is. For me, it was quitting drinking. It was really getting out of hand. I quit three months ago and with each passing day of sobriety, life keeps getting better. I still have to deal with some of the mess created during my rampage but that's fine. I now wake up every…

One can only hope. Someone should follow that snake for the sake of science.

That is going to be one satisfying dump.

I'm thinking it will probably start out between $20-$30. That said, I bet you'd still get one. :)

When you lose a unicorn dies.

An important question to ask here is.. are toppings included?

Well, there has to be a website that can help you attain Somalians.

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