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johnny
tea-smuggler

its a small world after all
its a small world after all
its a small world after all
its a small, small world

It weights 160 lbs. Translation: Not intended for anyone that lives above the first floor of a non-elevator building.

And there are worse places it could've gone, like Florida.

I just had to send him an email.

It went to the dude in Hawaii.

I've heard that before.

I'm going to do the same! Oh, wait, you mean the app. Umm..Yea, nevermind.

To begin my pursuit of global domination with a fearsome army of robot clowns, all controlled from my Nexus 5 while sitting on The Iron Throne.. Ok, The Ceramic Throne.

Junior college level sorcery

A few years ago I went camping with a few buddies. I awoke to the sound is a of them screaming in horror. Apparently my buddy mistook the citronella oil (mosquito repellent oil for lamps) for vegetable oil and proceeded to use it to make eggs for my friends. My buddies shoveled down some of the toxic eggs before

Visiting my family in good ol' Queens, NY. I'm currently working out of my little sister's very purple bedroom. Who knew my parents would have an extra monitor laying around gathering dust?

Because it's called a Venn Diagram.

Hopefully you didn't hurt your back in the act.

Hopefully you didn't hurt your back in the act.

  • I want one.

Why are the all they all pointing in the same direction? You would think that with that many cameras, they would have each one turned at a different angle to get a 360 view of the action.

There's a rumor that there will a 32 gb version of the Nexus 5 with a 3000mAH battery.

So watching this right.freaking.now.

I personally like the sequels (I'm not the only one) but many people don't. You won't know where you stand until you watch them.

I'm right there with you man. Haters gonna hate.