Trouble with the curvature of the earth.

"But while you can quantify proximity to home and contract length, you can't quantify the relief of not having to work under James Dolan."

I can't believe Jackson didn't dish that.

What did she do, take an instagram with Bevacqua?

Their most deceptive pitcher? A pitcher of coke...with pee in it.

When she woke up and inquired as to why she was in a hospital bed, the doctors told her that a few men brought her in because she passed out while drinking/doing drugs and they feared for her safety. She was quite relieved to hear that until the doctor then added, "April Fools! You were raped!"

Oddly enough, the 'switch and bate' is also on special this week.