Any wagers on how long it took him to finish the hot fudge sundae that came in that helmet before he went up to bat?

Nem, you've got to learn to just stay out of these conversations. There is no room in these comment sections for people who have an old school baseball mentality. You will be overwhelmed by people who believe that there is no right or wrong way to compete, so players should just be left alone and we should just be…

Gotcha! My sincerest apologies sir. Carry on.

Wait, so you were serious? You actually got pissed about people ascribing things to race by saying "Typical Caucasian move?" Mind blown.

Well played, troll. Well played.

How many American born pitchers pause at the top of their leg kick for 1-2 seconds to throw off the hitter's timing? How many have wind-ups like Hideo Nomo's? I mean, come one. Asian pitchers are far more likely to alter their delivery just to mess with hitters' timing or vision of the ball. That's really not…

Great job of proving how much you don't care about what his opinion is...

When she woke up and inquired as to why she was in a hospital bed, the doctors told her that a few men brought her in because she passed out while drinking/doing drugs and they feared for her safety. She was quite relieved to hear that until the doctor then added, "April Fools! You were raped!"

Steroids don't improve vision, but HGH does. It's one of the reasons Bosch was selling them as anti-aging drugs in Miami. It basically negates a lot of the issues people have as they get old.

I was specifically responding to you saying "steroids don't enhance hand/eye coordination or plate discipline." That's just not true. Of course he was great before steroids. Nobody, not even those who hate him the most, denies that fact. But I just personally get tired of people saying that even though he cheated,…

Umm....HGH actually directly improves eyesight. Improved eyesight allows hitters to recognize pitches earlier, improving their plate discipline. Improved strength (which you're not really going to argue HGH gives you, right?) increases bat speed, which not only helps the ball travel farther but allows a hitter to…

I don't understand this. Who wouldn't trade "crappy" players for talented ones? You do realize it doesn't have to be one or the other right? You could have Puig's talent, but also do things fundamentally correct and it would be a win-win. Calling his mistakes what they are doesn't simultaneously cancel out his…

Tom, you and some of the others in this thread seem to be mistaking "assholes" for guys that don't put in the same work and effort as everyone else on the team. Bonds and Kent were assholes. Showing up late and dogging it during games has nothing to do with being an asshole. It's just not how you play the game if…

Holy Hell! Is that supposed to look like Nicholas Cage? Because it looks so much like a creepy Nicholas Cage.

That was a carry.

No. You have to make an attempt to go to 2nd base. Just turning doesn't necessarily count as an attempt toward 2nd. The umpire must rule that you were starting to go to 2nd base.

The first thing that came to my mind was Virtuosity 2, but yeah I guess Lawnmower Man probably makes more sense.

Or she's got a spy inside research & development at the Wonka factory. Her teacher is so raw though.

That sucks. I always liked how he was pretty much a self made golfer. No lessons, just practice. He could certainly still be a dick though.

Honestly, most of what I know about Bubba Watson comes from the Feherty episode he was on. He's really a dick? I had no idea. I thought he seemed like a decent guy.