They can't trade for Glennon. I'm not sure if you noticed, but he was recently killed in the Netherlands in front of a bunch of kids, and then fed to some lions.

Yeah, I'll be honest. I don't know dick about soccer and their protocols. It just seemed like a shitty thing for him to do.

Considering it's an amateur game, and I'm pretty sure they can't afford to build new shit every time some dickhead decides to destroy things after a routine play, I don't mind the red card.

Yeah, there will certainly be baggage. But it's not Sam's fault. He isn't bringing the baggage. He is just openly living his life. The media taking this story and blowing it completely out or proportion and beating the shit out of a dead horse any time they get even a sniff of a "story" is what the baggage is. I…

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Inversely, a Pro-Life add was put out a couple of years ago during the Super Bowl by a Christian group and from the general public reaction you would have thought the Christians were coming into your homes to forcefully impregnate your wife. I guess it's ok for a religion to "force their beliefs on everyone" as long…

Even better would be a nut kick from Grandmaster B. Or was it Buckminster B? Or Grandma B? Whatever.

I'm only thinking this because it kind of popped into my head as I was reading your comments. Do you think it could also have to do with the idea of "hip hop culture?" I don't know of any other music genre (and of course I could be wrong) that considers itself its own culture. Hip hop is not just music to many…

Thanks for at least admitting you have nothing left to say. I'll stop now.

If you ever actually read my last real response, and explain to me why in any world a situation would play out like you seem to be rooting for (yet I'm the racist), let me know. Otherwise, enjoy calling people dumb and cussing a lot at people who don't kiss your ass and take every stupid thing you say as gospel.

More of your fantastic logic...

Solid response. Good talk. I'll see you out there.

So you're telling me that if two white guys were walking through a parking lot and a larger number of black guys wearing the same jerseys dunked on them, they two white guys would fight the larger number of black guys, instead of being intimidated by them? That goes against everything I've ever witnessed, but I'll…

I understand some of that argument. If it were black kids, the cops probably don't take it so lightly and maybe it becomes a bigger headline. But what does that have to do with fights breaking out among the participants being a product of white privilege?

How is a fight not breaking out a case of white privilege? It seems like you're saying that white people are less likely to fight each other for minor offenses, and that is somehow an advantage we are born with as opposed to a conscious decision. I'm confused.

Just take out your safety scissors and a circle of paper, Ralph.

It's because you don't take care of her Robert. You don't spend time with her. You don't clean up after her. The bitch don't even know her name. Watch this. "Cocoa! See, where the fuck is she going?"

That is so fetch.

+1 I feel like it has to be either 2 or 3. It's so much fun to say. Shitstain also could have cracked the list. But not bad nonetheless.