i’d like to think i’d handle my success more gracefully than this were i to go play basketball for the local middle school.

Another infuriating, stark reminder that abusers don’t fit any specific profile, they’re everywhere. Apologies for apparently being one of the few commenters who don't find this funny.

Honestly, Fuck Harrison Bader for two reasons:

Because I feel like being a stickler, Puig seems to have a career best 96.3mph throw from the outfield. Here are the fastest statcast throws from last season, which starts in the 98mph range. Amazingly Jackie Bradley Jr threw a ball 103+ from the outfield.

I’m really glad your political science degree is finally coming in handy.

You know, Boonie is on to something here. For as Rousseau said in his Discourse on Inequality, “In fact, the real source of all those differences, is that the savage lives within himself, whereas the citizen, constantly beside himself, knows only how to live in the opinion of others.” That is, in “the box” the batter…

I acknowledge that you are entitled to this awful opinion.

Part of the point of sliding is to avoid overrunning the base.

Best part is as Puig walks off the field, he shakes his head in disappointment that anyone would make such a blunder.

LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said. 

I’m feeling admiration for a sports talk host? What the shit is going on??

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

It took me a while but the journey was worth it.

I like it fine. It is a handsome car. It just looks more like a FAST SPORTS CAR from an insurance commercial or a video game too cheap to license real car designs.

I hate you. +1

Idiot. +1

Clipped a Maserati near I-95

I’m trying to come up with a set-up for an amputee joke, but I’m stumped

Please wear a seatbelt, and make sure all of your passengers do, too. And if you ride a motorcycle, wear a helmet.