There are at least two things American English does far better than English English:

No. Because the day that he decides the suspension for fighting will be worth it, he’s going to fuck somebody up. Just because you don’t like Puig, for whatever reason, doesn’t mean he isn’t one of the biggest dudes in baseball. Use your eyes. Pedro should use his head and not poke bears with sticks.

Please just shut the fuck up. We’ve heard enough of the Harden apologists’ attempts to vindicate. Your boy ain’t winning shit with that weak-ass style of play.

Right, because NOLA’s track record proves that it is “an NBA team that truly wants to win an NBA championship,” and not one of those other teams. 

The joke is that there are no serious Warriors fans. Try to keep up.

No, that’s Rockets basketball (Harden and Gordon)

Love adding a bunch of unnece’ssary apo’strophe’s before every nonpo’sse’ssive ‘s’ in my sentence’s. You mi’ssed one in steal’s, by the way.

“My penis is extremely small so I’m going to jump on the bandwagon, drink some haterade, and pray for the demise of the Los Angeles Lakers in hopes to one day laugh at their failure to build a team around Lebron and say ‘I told you so!’”

Nah, break up the Warriors, break up the Lakers.

The Seahawks play this sloppy aggressive every week, they just don’t always get called for it, especially not in the Clink. The call on Shaq at the end was beef, but literally every call before that was the right call. Seahawks: don’t play like a swollen asshole all game and then moan about one unfair call at the end…

Good God the SF Giants have ugly jerseys and colors. Terrible.

White privilege killed more people today than an allegedly undocumented immigrant in Iowa did. Where’s the conservative outrage?

The Giants are in Puig’s head? Puhleez.

Cry about it, bitch.

The concept of cotton-picking is inextricably linked to slavery. You cannot say “cotton-picking” to someone who is aware of the history of slavery in this nation and not evoke images of slaves. It’s offensive to trivialize and reduce “cotton-picking” from the extremely dark and reprehensible practice that it was to a…

Took him 10 minutes to sign a deal with the Niners.

Took him 10 minutes to sign a deal with the Niners.

You seem really triggered by the existence of hot takes, such as “Lonzo Ball is the second coming of Magic Johnson.” 

Well, we have at least the one thing in common, guy: we both got into USC...lol.

A masturbatory Giants fan felt the need to insert his/her slow stroke into the comments section of a 2017 MLB playoffs article in which there is no reference made to the 64-98 Giants and no cause whatsoever for looping that dogshit team into the discussion, while tone-deafly equating a presidency that is fracturing…