If the Waring Blendor can remove the taste of sawdust and replace it with the taste of a frothy, creamy milkshake, I’ll be very impressed.

A company—one which is arguably the most-recognized in their field—doesn’t want to use another company’s software or “play nice” with someone else’s app?

As I’ve said many times before, I’m from the south, and have never lived anywhere else. As a southern liberal, I’m part of a tiny minority, and I long ago gave up hope that the region would be joining the rest of the world any fucking time soon. Because this place is populated by people who believe the hype. They…

TELL IT! So much yes.

First - it was a joke. Second - I have kids. One of them broke both bones in his wrist and was more than capable of walking; but I understand that not everyone handles pain the same way. Third - it was a joke.

“Rub some dirt on it and keep hiking. What are you, a six year old girl in tremendous pain and maybe shock? Jesus!”

Good one. I cried happy tears openly in a bar, but it’s okay because I have a vagina, and it generally means I get a pass on such sentimentality.

You grill on a grill. If you aren’t cooking with smoke, it’s not barbecue.

If you think a corporation projects women to earn $23.6 million, and the men to earn $21 million, to make the women “feel better about themselves,” then you have no clue how corporations function, or what a budgeting process is for.

Please stop commenting about labor and employment law until you know the basics of how…

without reading the report, my guess would be that they actually think the USWNT will do very well at the Olympics, with an excellent shot at gold (and thus all that sweet sweet revenue); whereas the USMNT has an excellent shot at being a complete clusterfuck.

I’m glad she included the bit about the dude apologizing, and that it didn’t actually make her feel better. This is a whole part of it. “Hey, sorry I sent you a dickpic/called you a slut/grabbed your tits/sent you that explicit email. I don’t know what I was thinking.” “Well, this doesn’t actually make me feel better…

Can we set up a Go Fund Me page for the torture you had to endure at CPAC? I feel like a large compensation is in order.

This all looks bad, but at least he hasn’t dabbed on the football field. That would be classless.

I think it’s nonsense. Peyton Manning has straight up blamed his whole team for loses in the past. No one ever calls him names. I honestly don’t see how making someone answer questions straight after losing the biggest game of their career will produce anything but petulance or rote answers anyway.

I’m over crochetty old white people talking shit about Beyoncé and Cam Newton this morning. Dear fellow white people:

To be fair, grass is a gateway drug.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

You forgot umbrellas. They could pop a large umbrella out the top and float gently to the ground. I know it works. I saw Mary Poppins.

My parents have one and so far it’s been a very positive experience for them from a practical standpoint ...which is generally the bit that matters the most for non-experts (I’m visiting so I can verify)

WHY DO YOU KEEP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE LACK OF A MICROPHONE?!

Ok, I’m done yelling. But seriously. I could not give fewer fucks about my router or home hub having a microphone. I don’t like shouting things to get things done. I think people who use voice dictation look like idiots most of the time.

And you complain that…