As an NCAA football player (at the time), the only incorrect answer to the psychologist’s question is human being.

It’s a marathon, not a sprint.

His appeal for mercy will presumably be as successful as the last guy who said “Vontaze me, bro.”

Yes, because he definitely had a legitimate reason to be afraid that players on the opposing team would beat him with baseball bats during a nationally televised event.

The countdown to the letter to the editor about how Luke Kuechly wouldn’t do this has officially begun.

Somewhere, a ‘STICK TO SPORTS!!1!!1!’ Deadspin commenter sits in front of a computer screen, sweating, unable to move, broken.

okay, fine, troll. I haven’t heard anything about Kelce dancing this season, but the bullshit controversy about Newton has been all over the national media, and seems to be an extension of the accusations concerning Newton’s on-field behavior before this and his seeming inability to “act the right way.” I don’t know…

Jesus Christ, First Take and PFT have taught a generation of douchebags to think that they should talk like this.

I don’t watch enough football to be especially familiar with other QB’s demeanor, but I think Cam Newton is great. Love to see him have fun, laugh, smile, cut up and still maintain his focus.

That’s call capitalism. America’s built on that. Cam Newton is what’s great about America.

The complete silence on Carson Palmer’s “suck it” compared to the nonsense surrounding Cam speaks volumes. Like you, it all seems so cliche at this points. Its like even the haters are going through the motions.

White guy reporting in. Cam Newton is great. I love to see someone having fun.

I read the other 4 replies below, and it doesn’t surprise me that the Cam Newton Hater’s Club decided to run off at the mouth!

Thank you for doing this. I hate to look at these images, but people seem to forget that this is what it looks like when a man beats up a person less than half their size.
It’s crazy because while I know this will make (likely a positive) difference, I’m sad that it’s necessary. I’m sad that it took video of Ray Rice…

This is beyond horrifying.

The State and Local Governments in the United States need to say No to new Stadiums! As much as it is bad policy to pay for a stadium used 8 days a year, its worse to pay for 7 days or 6 days a year.

I, for one, am glad that this primary season has taught me that no matter what ridiculously provably-false string of nonsense comes out of my mouth, e.g. “I truly feel that the greatest threat to our country is the return of the space aliens who emerged from my penis in 1965 to build the Washington Monument to…