Avocadogate is such bullshit. One key to a happy marriage is simply knowing when to keep your mouth shut, a sort of benign neglect. Also, I have no idea what my daughter’s first food was, only that she didn’t so much eat it as she did smear it all over her face in glee.

If I could somehow alter the fabric of the universe and somehow erase the existence of Rush or Donald Trump, Geddy Lee would have never been born.

This. It’s quite possible for a band to be good and overrated at the same time, The Doors being a case in point. Also, Rush fucking sucks green donkey dicks.

I have a guy who is always “commending” podcasts and books on leadership to a group of us. It’s not at all a commendable trait.

I’ve never rooted so hard for a recession. 

Zion National Park at night is amazing, and the lower Florida Keys are pretty great as well.

Great points. I should have pointed out that he actually is doing his first year through our local technical college in partnership with the state university.

My son starts college in a couple of weeks. He’s mostly been interested in computer science/something-tech-related. We explored a lot of other options with such as a two-year degree. He’s ultimately decided he wants a four-year degree because he’s now considering teaching.

I can’t tie a boat up to a cleat to save my life.

I was at Yosemite two weeks ago, and traffic came to a standstill as people leapt from their cars to run TOWARD two bears. I’ve never wanted to see a bear charge so badly in my life.

A few years ago, I went to an office Christmas party at a local pub and saw this on the wall. I didn’t sleep well that night.

The GPS-only models absolutely do track movement without being near the phone.

Root of Evil is good and creepy as hell.

I assume this was her audition to serve as social media director for Trump 2020?

In a state that has produced many a Republican prick, Mick Mulvaney is among the prickiest.

Exactly this. I sell cars, and I have so many customers who just need a way to get to work and back. They’ve lost a job because of an illness or injury, maybe to take care of a sick parent or child. They have another crappy job that doesn’t pay a living wage. They maybe can scrape together $200 for a down payment, and…

I’d heard it was six hookers, but if you’re telling me Craig James killed five hookers at SMU, then I believe Craig James killed five lookers at SMU.

Some of my best superhero friends are black.

So instead of the card, flowers and chocolates I just bought, I could have gone home and smacked my wife with a beaver pelt?

Agree with others here, Montreal really is a cool city just to walk around in. The Just for Laughs festival is great as well, if you’re there midsummer.