“My ask would be...”

Bought my kid the first Pixel. Three weeks later, whatever they call the home button stopped working, the speakers quit and half her apps crashed. Google customer service was phenomenal - 15 minutes on the phone, they shipped me a replacement.

Craig James, as long as you don’t count that hooker he killed in college.

If you want to get close to the center in South Carolina, you need to be in Columbia. Myrtle Beach is to far north for maximum viewing pleasure, and Charleston, of course, is full of pretentious assholes.

I broke my arm as a 49-year-old man, and I cried like this little girl apparently didn’t.

In somebody else’s name.

The 1983 Wolfpack winning the national championship was unbelievably cool.

That shit was just awesome.

The idea that Bernie is “more electable” than Hillary is complete bullshit. Exhibit A is simply that if he was more electable, he’d currently have more votes than her, since by definition electability means getting more votes than the other candidate.

As someone on the ass-end of the baby boom and the dawn of Gen-X, I can attest to the fact that many people of my generation believe so strongly in the sanctity of marriage that we’ve tried it two or three times.

This. I actually fell asleep during both my attempted viewings of Man of Steel.

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries

I think Mom Ley commentary should become a regular feature here.

According to my 15-year-old son and 11-year-old daughter Panic! At the Disco is still a thing. In fact, I just a bought a Groupon to see them touring with Weezer some time this summer.

This tops everything:

As a crotchety old white person, I couldn’t agree with your more.

Glad there was a good guy with a stick there to meet this bat wielding menace.

Panthers fans are going to #KeepPounding Norman’s sack.

Cam is fantastic, one of the few guys who actually looks like he’s having fun.

We are. We had little else to cheer about this year, but Cluck Femson.