TELL IT! So much yes.

First - it was a joke. Second - I have kids. One of them broke both bones in his wrist and was more than capable of walking; but I understand that not everyone handles pain the same way. Third - it was a joke.

“Rub some dirt on it and keep hiking. What are you, a six year old girl in tremendous pain and maybe shock? Jesus!”

Good one. I cried happy tears openly in a bar, but it’s okay because I have a vagina, and it generally means I get a pass on such sentimentality.

You grill on a grill. If you aren’t cooking with smoke, it’s not barbecue.

If you think a corporation projects women to earn $23.6 million, and the men to earn $21 million, to make the women “feel better about themselves,” then you have no clue how corporations function, or what a budgeting process is for.

Please stop commenting about labor and employment law until you know the basics of how…

without reading the report, my guess would be that they actually think the USWNT will do very well at the Olympics, with an excellent shot at gold (and thus all that sweet sweet revenue); whereas the USMNT has an excellent shot at being a complete clusterfuck.

I’m glad she included the bit about the dude apologizing, and that it didn’t actually make her feel better. This is a whole part of it. “Hey, sorry I sent you a dickpic/called you a slut/grabbed your tits/sent you that explicit email. I don’t know what I was thinking.” “Well, this doesn’t actually make me feel better…

Can we set up a Go Fund Me page for the torture you had to endure at CPAC? I feel like a large compensation is in order.

This all looks bad, but at least he hasn’t dabbed on the football field. That would be classless.

I think it’s nonsense. Peyton Manning has straight up blamed his whole team for loses in the past. No one ever calls him names. I honestly don’t see how making someone answer questions straight after losing the biggest game of their career will produce anything but petulance or rote answers anyway.

I’m over crochetty old white people talking shit about Beyoncé and Cam Newton this morning. Dear fellow white people:

To be fair, grass is a gateway drug.

That must be the most infuriated she’s been in all her 4 years as a Seahawks fan.

I haven't seen a Norman sack that game-changing since Rome 1084.

Chicken parm you swell my gourd

Wilson, Taylor, and Bridgewater are all the “right” kind of black quarterback: quiet. Bridgewater and Taylor both get bonus points for performing just above mediocre, and what Wilson has in skill, he makes up for in lack of any discernable personality other than #brand.

Cam’s been doing mentoring and charity with kids since his time at Auburn. I’d aim an insulting term at you if you were worth it, but clearly you don’t know shit about the guy you’re shitting on.

Why do conservatives capitalize random words?

You were doing so well containing your overwhelming anger, and then at the last second, bam! There it is. WITHOUT.

It’s still going on to this day. Moon is inarguably a top 10 QB of all time. He was putting up numbers that would be impressive in today’s NFL in a time when QBs throwing 17-18 TDs a year was pretty good. He was better than Marino, especially over the long haul. But you don’t hear much about or from him.