the thing is, Joe Rogan is...a fucking idiot?

neo-liberal agenda

I will never understand people who genuinely don’t get why sexual predators should face consequences for their actions

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

“That’s like re-segregating the country, why would we want that? Besides of course the reasons Tucker Carlson and I lay out every night.”

I’m sure the people who run film festivals think American self righteousness regarding Polanski is ludicrous, at this point. Like, ok, so you guys can elect a rapist president, but if that same guy wanted to direct a Spider-Man movie... TOTAL DEAL BREAKER. Whatever credibility we had on this particular subject went…

Me: “’Hollywood’ isn’t the real ‘elite’, the Koch brothers, Sheldon Adelson, the Federalist Society, *THOSE* are the secretive elite screwing you over!”

I know asset forfeiture is controversial, but we need to cancel the copyrights of all of Polanski’s movies and shit

Right? I don’t see young cis pop stars being asked shit like “Do you like reverse cowgirl?” or whatever.

Lana Del Rey sings pretty explicitly about sex. It would still look weird to see a male journalist go “how do you like to fuck, though?”

The Major sport that’s hardest on your body, is far and away the worst for your brain (and long term risks), but pays far and away the least and guarantees nothing in contracts (and has a history of fucking over it’s retirees) is having a problem with players walking away from the game.

Hope his okay now. My aunt lost the tip of her pinkie in a horrific stamping accident. She will never sip tea the same way again.

With an NFL- promoted soundtrack of shitty country music for a league that is 80% African American. 

So true.  The way those Indy fans booed him was truly disgusting. 

If there was a young man in literally any other profession who made $100 million before he was 30 and decided to retire, he would be lauded. The Wall Street Journal would write thousands of words of wankery praising his acumen and smarts and god bless America.

But you may have accidentally generated a new meme.

The fact that the NFL has made itself into a weekly orgy of vaguely fashy American nationalism can only hurt the popularity of the sport outside the US.

A lot of people can’t handle witnessing the truth. 

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

Andrew Luck’s retirement will only increase the primal urgency of Football Men to find True Football Believers to play football, so that they don’t ever question their faith in it.