Going high didn't work so well. Get low motherfuckers.

I left the house last night for the first time in 2 days. I made it a point to be much, much nicer to minorities I saw. And was much, much meaner to the white people. I even cut an old white guy off just because I assumed he's a fuckstick.

We've spent the last 8 years NOT shooting ourselves in the head. Time to shake things up!

Oh I already am. He was a terrible president in the way presidents can be terrible. I disagreed with him about everything, but I was never truly concerned about a global apocalypse.

Or they weren't even talking to them. They were hanging up on the pollsters because they are part of the rigged elite. I'm willing to bet she was never actually ahead at any point in this election.

I feel like maybe you don't know what censor means?

Honest question. How can your side claim that you are taking our freedoms back, and proudly declare Trump your emperor. One of these things does not belong.

I'm a straight white male. Even if I didn't give a shit about anyone else, my 401k is still getting slashed. I won't be OK. Everyone else will have it much worse.

He had the best forecast model of anyone. The flaw was the polls not accounting for so many first time voting racists turning out.

Single payer healthcare was on the ballot in Colorado. It got crushed. Like 79% against it crushed. The public was not eager for a progressive revolution. Just the opposite, they want things to go back 50 years.

At least on 9/11, 48% of the country wasn't rooting for the planes.

Americans get a lot of shit thrown their way, very often deservedly. But very rarely do they allow evil and hatred to carry them. Reagan was a horrible person, but he campaigned on positivity and that's what swept him in. I'm in utter shock that so many let themselves go to such a dark place.

They waned an outsider to bring back their extinct manufacturing jobs. Everything else was white noise.

There is absolutely nothing from the results last night that suggest the country wanted a hopeful socialist career politician.

Have you ever heard the man speak? If not, boy are you lucky.

they're the ones that did this. The made hell freeze over and made probability it's bitch.

So you haven't seen all of the random Facebook comments calling to "kick out all the loudmouth Hollywood types" then. Fascism is a feature, not a bug.

Dems overwhelmingly voted for her. No body pushed him out besides the voters. You can claim they voted for the wrong person, but the blame is with the voters. Then and last night.

Trump will squash Universion soon enough, so don't worry, they won't be.

When have boners not owned the country?