I've started smoking pot for the first time in probably 15 years. But it helps.

What happened to the Clinton's death squad of super assassins? They picked a shitty night to take off.

She can play a Miss USA contestant that has the great honor to be fondled by Supreme Leader Trump in one of the many new shows about his great, amazing, huge life.

The good news is it's now totally legal to just grab pussies in red counties.

I've already been locked out of my actual AV Club account. I knew his first assault on the First Amendment would be our comment section.

This didn't occur in a vacuum. The UK wanted this. The Netherlands is on their way. So is France. The right-wing is rising world wide. And you're out of your god damned mind if you think people that wanted change would vote for a career politician.

That's an awfully optimistic view of America with no data to support it. The deplorables are going to rally around this mother fucker. I used to be a proponent of spreading out the blue vote, moving to GA, moving to FL. But fuck that. Let's huddle in our blue masses and build walls to keep them out.

I've spent the last 2 hours trying to fix the same thing. Glad it's no just me, but what the fuck Disqus.

He did die at 100. I can only assume that at the point in the future 100 will be barely middle aged.

The same interview where he says he keeps suggesting to the writers that the Mother should be dead.

He was a real joy on the Against Me! review yesterday.

You're just defending your father's legacy as president, Jack Bauer.

I just tried watching some TV shows saved on my Netflix list and gave up because their redesign makes it impossible to see what you saved, at least in their PS3 app. They just throw out random shit now in hopes you watch. So, my question is, when exactly was it decided that the way to profitability in the digital age…