The answer is DUUUUUUUUVALLLLLLL (not you, you pussy ass St. Johns County bitches)!!! Jacksonville has a pretty high inner city murder rate (gang activity). We have your standard Deep South Klan population. And this is what sets us apart, we’re a Navy town. I’m not talking about the fine Marines and sailors honorably…

Every night, Adams wakes up screaming.

IMO, the real strength of the MGS series is it’s wholehearted commitment to not giving a fuck about traditional storytelling components like narrative cohesion or “being comprehensible”. I like to think of them as Kojima’s waking dream-state.

José can you see

I actually miss the years when we were terrible because at least the fans had a sense of humor (gallows humor, but still humor) about football and about themselves. After a few winning seasons, the entire franchise and their fanbase is practically intolerable.

Good God, that’s what did it for me too. This heffa had her research DOWN. But I have to say after looking at this pic

“Moon Bear” is the codename I use in the secret hippie swinger society I belong to out in Ojai.

Agreeeeeeeeeeeed. From her mom busting her to the interviews... at some point, wouldn’t you just be like “nope, don’t know her” or “no comment” and get on with your day?

Hey, let me chime in on this point. I’m one of those people, and I work in progressive politics. There is an aspect to the way men around me use feminism that I find really offputting: “I’m a feminist, so hop on my dick.” I think I’d rather be judged by the way I treat women around me than the words I use to label…

Yes, Bob Costas, a thousand times yes! Never stop carrying the eternal torch for these three selfless Buddhas, whose only real defining characteristic besides pure baseball elegance was that they preferred that nobody should ever look at them.

This is one of the best parts of the Gospels, for the sheer weirdness among other things. Jesus appears to his apostles who don't recognize him, then don't believe it's him. They make him do tricks and show off his wounds to prove himself. One of the Gospel writers then relates a couple of Jesus' fun-filled…

As much as I love DC, every single car outing in this city produces at least one experience of a driver doing something absolutely crazy. Not drifting-into-your-lane crazy, like U-turn-from-the-parking-lane-across-four-lanes-of-rush-hour-traffic crazy.

Whatever, man. He's a male public figure who's using his fame as a platform to talk about/promote gender equality, a thing he really believes in. His whole show conveyed the earnest and sincere sentiment of "Listen, (male) guys, feminism is a legitimate thing". Like this dude:

Gawd, I knew I would find this in the comments. The fact that it's feminists who are criticizing him the most proves that, once again, feminists are feminism's worst enemies. We say we want allies but I guess by "allies", we mean "silent masochistic punching bags". It's kinda sad when you're just as disgusted by the…

His Spanish is a credit to frat guys ordering tequila in Mexican border towns everywhere.

There is a name for an operation that works like this. It's called a branding campaign. A scandalized company looking to scam the public into believing that the near-future truth will reflect the opposite of the recent past will re-brand into its idealized self, regardless of its relationship to reality. [...] the…

I have never heard someone use "verticals" as a noun in an actual human conversation.

I feel like you kinda missed the point as well, though - the author clearly indicates that mass amounts of data are now freely available to basically every sports organization. His point is that instead of judging how well…

Dragons don't need no pants.