You don’t see why that is statistically unlikely? That you’d be connected to anyone out of 1,400 completely random people in the United States is basically impossible, especially when you factor in the fact that this connection would have only been known to you in the past year.

Screw these morons.

it’s actually true that small Balkan counties hate Eagles fans, during the Serbian-Croatian war the two sides would engage in a cease-fire and join forces to beat the shit out of any dickhead they saw walking around wearing an Eagles jersey.

No surprise that Carson Wentz loves wounded ducks.

Assuming women underperform because of their anxiousness is what bugs me the most.

LMAO...that would be a similar situation to when overused Scott Proctor left the Yankees to join the Dodgers, and shortly thereafter, Joe followed him there.

She said she ‘felt bad about being white.’ And that ‘police lie and do bad things.’”

He gets day of rest. Then a whole summer.

Doesn’t look like she was disappointed 

Shapeshifting

Charge of The Lite Beer Brigade

This is just amazing. The DOJ attorneys who are working on the travel ban case just woke up screaming, because Trump handed the challengers another fantastic piece of evidence to include in their briefs. First, the DOJ has been refusing to call it a travel ban, and instead insisting that the courts refer to it as a…

Somewhere, Matty Delladova sits by a phone waiting for it to ring, knowing that one day his services would once again be required by the go-

One of the best things about a Dyson is you can clearly see when it sucks.

Is anybody else tickled by the idea that Scaramucci was sufficiently boy-scoutish that he thought in order to take a job in the administration he’d have to sell his business? Did he not pay attention to the man he was helping elect?