Age 31 + Mortal Kombat X = Finally knowing how my parents felt when they saw us playing the original MK with blood setting on. #GodDamn (SUATM$)

Wow, New England, even all of the goddamn oceans are against you.

Did you seriously just use "World Cup" in reference to your earlier sentence wherein you referenced "integrity"? That right there shatters any credibility you may have had.

This isn't anything new. After Super Bowl XXV, Scott Norwood kept shaking his head and muttering "God hates FGs".

Hey, I don't agree with that assessment at all. As a Niners fan, there were plenty of times this season we'd strive for field goals and settle for a good punt.

Me too, but I also wish I could believe it was intellectual curiosity and not a constant attempt to overcome a sense of never being good enough, which is heartbreaking.

Being bitten by ants, having maggots crawl on me, and smelling a week's worth of 11 people's wipe was a sensual experience I'll not soon forget.

Roker Not As Hungry, Still Very Thirsty

Hey man, Biden can get it. Mmmmhmmm.

Suh: I thought the second step was supposed to be acceptance.

This continued over-analysis of exactly how shitty the Bears are is really approaching the Jets/Cowboys/Lakers level of "who gives a fuck" about an unquestionably awful team that couldn't be less relevant to everything else in the sport.

Judging by his roster, the poor guy is unfamiliar with the entire concept of stars.

Not talk about it. You can just do the right thing without telling everyone. That's not only for issues of racism, it's also just a general rule. You shouldn't need positive reinforcement for being a decent person. Just be one.

That's another funny part of this. From he Clarion Ledger:

See, I think this whole "Red Sox blew it" narrative is asinine. It's good copy, but it reflects a near complete understanding of how contract negotiations actually work.

I'll offer a third option: He's a owner's puppet AND he's stupid

Remember, boys and girls. A Midwesterner who roots for the Yankees is a frontrunner. A Londoner who roots for Man U is a glory hunter. Someone who refuses to watch the NCAA tournament because the teams aren't as good as the NBA is a freakish killjoy.

When was the last time you watched an MLS game? Genuinely curious.