Swims, drinks, and talks like a fish. Must be a fish.

As a once proud alumna of this school, I have to say receiving that CLA email made me want to spit. It brought back every negative experience I had as a woman and as a Black person. I gained so much from attending L'ville, but the best thing I learned was that the world is handed to those who do the least to deserve…

Death to the men. Death by snu-snu

This gives a completely different spin to that Futurama snu-snu episode.

Oh man, it's a classic joke. Never heard it as an ethnic slur before but, hey. Enjoy:

We should make public nudity worthy of a long prison term too! I like your thinking. Creating harsher and harsher sentences is a proven way of deterring crime and lessening the cost to society. Just look at the drug war, sending people to prison over possession has virtually wiped out the drug problem in this country.

As my grand dad used to say: "Nothin' gay about dick. It's all about where you put it."

He was gonna pull the ball to left field, but being Jeter, he hit it the right way.

I think the Carlos Martinez gif is just perfect here.

It's hard to believe he's still in college. Those are the motor skills and timing of someone who has been playing for years.

It was a 23-3 game with just over 5 minutes left. There isn't any need to be calling qb sneaks. Hand the ball off to the running back.

Tip/Duck

I came in here to complain about the strike calls but now I think both guys swung at both pitches

Well, of course it was a strike. Giancarlo Stanton was, in fact, struck.

Allen Bestwick may have had the best line about the whole situation, "When I asked which driver's shirt he was wearing while doing this, I found out... He wasn't wearing a shirt."

That's not the full email—the rest is boring stuff about family news—but I did not make it up. My dad has very hot sports takes.

Let this be a lesson to you, would-be hecklers. Telling the team that you want a pitcher and not a belly itcher is letting them know exactly how to ruin your day.

I handle the discipline in this program and it's been handled very well.