Tossing retard in as an insult is offensive, dickbag.

OH MY GOD SHUT UP.

Thank God. For a second, I thought this was another snake video.

I lived in San Jose for a bit in the mid-2000s. While looking for an apartment, the leasing agent told us, "My wife and I are just waiting for the "Big One" to destroy most of Marin and Santa Clara Counties so we can afford to buy a house." He wasn't joking.

"Cubs even lose historically in the appeals process," fuck you all.