It’s possible to walk and chew gum. This reads like the liberal version of Rubio’s “we can’t address climate change because China exists” argument.

How are we not talking about Vice Chancellor Glasscock?

I plan to allow my children to stay up late for playoff baseball, saddling them with a lifelong interest in a phenomenally boring sport.

Nothing Ignatius Loyola wrote or said promised anyone a top-tier college sports team.

A couple of quick points:

This post is fart noises.

St. Louis.

I gotta say, “we almost voted for the Zodiac Killer” isn’t a hell of a defense.

Univision.

I don’t know, it’s not a patch on his “we should go back to the days when WASPs had a stranglehold on America. They may have hated Jews like me with a fiery passion, but they really knew how to get things done” column.

Also, how are we not talking about the Jezebel “most disgusting story ever” thread?

What the hell is your deal?

Batman the Animated Series and Star Trek TNG (S2 onward) still hold up.

Our national anthem glorifies the deaths of slaves who, in exchange for their freedom, fought for the British in the War of 1812. As a result, I don’t think it’s “disrespectful” to take issue with it. But I do want to thank you for your civility and open-minded attitude, even if you disagree with what Colin did.

As a factual matter he is back.

And exactly one child.

Yeah, but isn’t option B all those same feels without someone to even sob with?

My favorite bit is the very end (2:04 onwards)where you can see Butler saying “Oh!” to Gimenez and flipping his bat before taking off around the bases, while Gimenez is left to rip off his mask and piss into his own mouth in frustration.