Tindr, Grindr, when you’ve got Votto’s balls in your hands you always swipe right.

This is excellent kinja, and I say that as a Yankees fan.

Cadaverchu used postmortem priapism!

I mean, either wrong or enormously disrespectful. It could be that his slide on Weber was just a gif of a steaming turd, for example.

If she’d stuck to the rivers and the lakes that she used to, she might not have died.

A murderous Argentine dictatorship, among others.

I really appreciate that the fan in question obligingly picks up his shit and hits the ol’ dusty trail.

More like “the Nutterfly Effect.”

A third title embiggens the smallest man.

I mean, Wando’s bullshit led to that free kick, which took what little air remained out of the team.

Welp.

Change this tire, it’s a dog.

Also, “I can see your tits in that swimsuit,” manages to be both banal and creepy. Like, of course you can. It’s a swimsuit.

Eventually...

You’re right, it’s reverse racism!

Ended them, Bruce Lee has.