And exactly one child.

Yeah, but isn’t option B all those same feels without someone to even sob with?

My favorite bit is the very end (2:04 onwards)where you can see Butler saying “Oh!” to Gimenez and flipping his bat before taking off around the bases, while Gimenez is left to rip off his mask and piss into his own mouth in frustration.

Tindr, Grindr, when you’ve got Votto’s balls in your hands you always swipe right.

This is excellent kinja, and I say that as a Yankees fan.

Cadaverchu used postmortem priapism!

I mean, either wrong or enormously disrespectful. It could be that his slide on Weber was just a gif of a steaming turd, for example.

If she’d stuck to the rivers and the lakes that she used to, she might not have died.

A murderous Argentine dictatorship, among others.

I really appreciate that the fan in question obligingly picks up his shit and hits the ol’ dusty trail.

More like “the Nutterfly Effect.”

A third title embiggens the smallest man.

I mean, Wando’s bullshit led to that free kick, which took what little air remained out of the team.

Welp.

Change this tire, it’s a dog.

Also, “I can see your tits in that swimsuit,” manages to be both banal and creepy. Like, of course you can. It’s a swimsuit.