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Shoney’s Hot Fudge Cake is responsible for 3 pounds of my current weight. It was left there from meals eaten 35 years ago.

Just saying. If someone else wants to fly with my kid BE MY GUEST.

The fact that the victim stuck around after all that is amazing. I’ll take any excuse to quit a workout and go home.

My best, Ed

There are a significant number of people who will refuse to trade seats or even move over because they’re convinced that, if the plane crashes, they won’t be identified properly if they’re not in their designated seat.

Change my mind: Dollar Dog night at baseball games are the best promotion of all time.

Dollar Tree Frasier.

Too bad the B’s can’t make the Finals

“Drake needs to be careful here; coming at Perkins can ruin your life.”

College football coaches definitely never want to send a signal to anyone that if things get hard or if there’s a better opportunity out there, you should leave. College football coaches would never want to abandon a decision you make because “the grass is greener on the other side.” College football coaches are very

It’s probably easier to ask people how old they are

“As of yet, there’s no clarity on the reason for his glove-corn...”

you got suckered into thinking that politeness and decorum are “kindness and wisdom” and not just cover for a sociopathic ideology?

They literally called it the Problem solvers caucus?

Looks like they have already vanquished it.

Except that using a thesaurus to misuse big words is far worse that using common words correctly.

He must’ve bought it on clearance, because it apparently doesn’t have definitions to go along with the words.