Nope, Neon Knights was the best option.

Yes. The golden seems kind of lame.

I always wondered why they went with Golden Knights and not the Silver Knights. They play in the Silver State.

Not West Virginia. Everybody knows miners can’t give consent.

Someone has not watched a lot of hockey then?

Speaking as a casual NBA fan who tunes in for Christmas, the playoffs, and whatever’s on when I’m in a bar, this is an incredible piece. It could just have been a Dusty Baker-style hot-take, but you did a very effective job of laying out Thib’s tactical contributions in a way that unlocks shorthand for the rest of us…

For every four lawyers who wouldn’t take this client on due to principles (or just because they don’t want to lose an obvious turd of a case), there’s one lawyer desperate to cover his office’s rent and not have his car get repossessed.

It may depend in part on whether the university actually follows it’s contract approval procedure strictly. If Schianos aatorney can find vua discovery enforced past MOU’s that Tennessee had entered that they omitted necessary signatures, or in any way indicated to Schiano that the MOU was binding upon signature by…

“...and a player to be named later”: A little-valued player that an owner adds as a lagniappe to an already-finalized trade. The extra player is legally stripped of his name in the process, and must earn a replacement name by performing menial, often demeaning tasks (ie, “shagging fly balls,” etc.) for his new team.

“Would be a nice fit” means that the player happens to wear the same size jersey as the one that the team brought in case they have to introduce a new player at a press conference.

Putting out feelers: the team has hired Al Franken and Louis CK to entice various free agents to sign with the club.

Can’t be surprised when he’s said this:

Can’t even make it to the winter meetings. Jeets is showing about as much range as GM as he did at shortstop.

That’s silly. Who’s going to watch hockey in Oklahoma City in 20 years?

really there’s no better way to represent America than going downhill fast

Tom Izzo’s use of “compliance girl”suggests that he takes this all very, very seriously.

Are you serious? In this year of all years Dean Spanos can’t even get a nomination? I guess in terms of pure evil he doesn’t come close to some of these guys but as bumbling shitbag of an owner he’s easily top 5 this year.

No, no, no. It’s ok for Harbaugh to recruit teens.

- said no one after eating Papa John’s

Does anyone on Twitter actually want to be there?