“With a traffic light green means ‘go’ and yellow means ‘hold on’, but on a banana it’s just the opposite. Green means ‘hold on,’ yellow means ‘go ahead,’ and red means, ‘where the h*** did you get that banana?!’” - Mitch Hedberg

I disagree with Kaep. Trump has made no effort to show he’s less racist.

I snorted. This is good shit man.

“People in the drive-thru ask if I’m JaMarcus Russell. I tell them no, then tell them yes as they drive off.”

I find this incredibly disrespectful to our troops.

that sentence started out so well with the “concealed carry compensators.”

Counterpoint: Team Europe has won ZERO Super Bowls.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Being forced to sit at the kid’s table wouldn’t be close to Tiger’s worst thanksgiving.

Perhaps the Giants should consider holding up their end of the bargain here.

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

Title Nein

men are just too emotional for sports

“The Best Scouts in Baseball” are obviously the kids in BSA Troop 637 right outside St. Louis.

You missed the part where Shane Lechler had to tell Bill O’Brien to throw a challenge flag!

You are overrating Hogan and Underrating Bennett.

You mean Thursday?

Please don’t let it be Monday already!

Kluwe doesn’t play anymore.