My only problem with this sketch was the announcers...they show zero enthusiasm. The real guys get so over-pumped about every little thing, it's surprising to me they didn't really play that up. It felt like they never really watched the show before playing those guys.

Pro Tip: Just let the packet dissolve in your mouth.

I enjoy watching it, because seeing them fail to conquer a punishing, unforgiving obstacle course helps me feel better about myself when I get winded trying to open a sugar packet.

Are you joking? It is the single best thing in the world about living on the West Coast.

Nobody expects the Spanish friend tradition.

Its Berenstain.

Maybe he’d be less aggressive if the groomers trimmed the hair around his eyes so he could see better.

Somewhere in his attic, there’s a portrait of him getting younger and less evil.

fra-gi-le must be italian

Dammit! Tebow’s tryout isn't until Tuesday!

True, but it was still a violation of personal property. Imagine if something like a sex tape got released and published. That’s like almost lawsuit material.

Gawker dying wasn’t how I wanted Adequate Man to ungray me :-(

Yes, it’s happening all over.

Florida was fully booked…

At least she didn’t try to choke him with the medals...

Horniest team? The Swiss, you idiot.

Kindly tell me what this is doing on my Deadspin.

Just call it “Spartan Mountain Bike Race.”

I've made up more ridiculous stories to avoid my mom, tbh.

Why are you using a picture of Abby Wambach?