"Two years after it was first broken, the Biogenesis saga in South Florida continues to reveal hilarious details about how Major League Baseball conducts business."

Every time I see that video it makes me sick to my stomach.

I fear the name is like the Taboo spell in last Harry Potter book. Just saying it might be enough to allow them to find me all the way out here in the woods…. :)

Down in the grays I just posted a story the moral of which might well be how Big Law rots your brain…..

Tie:

Here's the thing: you've got an announcer who has the chance to call a Rob Gronkowski dodge ball video, which is far more likely to be seen by thousands of people than anything else he will ever call in his entire career. And he doesn't pay any attention, annoying us instead with the out of town scoreboard and a…

Best safety-with-full-name-as-nickname: Ronnie Lott.

Drew,

Pablo Sandoval in 2008 was the original fat 56.

Coronado bridge in San Diego, too.

This. I thought Elway was considering him for the Denver job, which makes it hard to imagine he was actually "fired" as the defensive coordinator.

I like the editorial decision to pair the least surprising headline ever with the least surprising story ever.

Dude, I'm pretty sure the martinis in that scenario would be AT LEAST full size.

Does it ever bother any of you how much of your site's success comes from talking about the NFL when the editorial position seems to be that we should all collectively ignore the NFL because of its horrible labor practices, fleecing of the general public through stadium deals, etc.?

Ok. That's what I thought, but I felt like I should check. I never know what to think about ANYTHING until someone at Gawker Media tells me....

To be clear: we're not anti-teammates-reaching-out-to-the-new-guy, right?

What gives? Braves got their new taxpayer-funded stadium approved. Time to dump salary!

Just one more game and you can keep your keys!

In what world are Reece's Pieces "chocolate flavored?"

Works fine for the Globetrotters....