I really don't understand why doctors have an issue with giving people of any age an IUD. It can be easily removed in the event you do want to get pregnant, and there are non-hormonal versions that wouldn't even effect the rate of pregnancy afterwards.

Ok, I have always thought that my friend's wedding could be turned into a movie, and while not at the time, she now also completely agrees.

My best one has to be last year, when I was in my friend Dave's wedding (not his real name). The wedding itself went fine, except for when the lights flickered in the church during the vows and everyone freaked out and the bride's grandmother wanted to start the vows over.

I married an Egyptian and ours was the worst ever.

I was an event coordinator and was witness to a bunch of taffeta draped train wrecks.

I went to a wedding of a former friend from college (her wedding is the reason we are former friends) along with our huge group of 20+ friends. I was going to attend with another friend from our group, so instead of us both sending back in the RSVPs, I sent back my RSVP with a plus one thinking it would be okay since…

My uterus hurts from that story. This won't win the prize but I'm sharing anyway.

This wedding was lovely, but I was a train wreck at it. Pissed off that the guy I was kind-of seeing had flaked out of being my date at the last minute, I was determined to find a wedding hookup. The night of the rehearsal dinner I got TRASHED and spent most of the night talking to this guy who was nice and pretty…

My cousin's second wedding took place in a local park. There was no seating. A few homeless people wandered through and didn't look too impressed. A friend beeped out Here Comes The Bride on a small Casio keyboard.

So my friend gets engaged. She is amazing— sweet, smart as hell, filthy sense of humor, eyes like luminous pools. She is mixed race and her fiance's family is super country. At the rehearsal dinner, they make lots of comments about her mixed race and stick the microphone in her face with questions like "Tell us why…

Someone's going to do it...

Things I have experienced as a Disney cast member:

"[Firth] has a briefly seen, occasionally mentioned fiancée named Olivia (Catherine McCormack), who is a fellow skeptic and an intellectual peer, meaning that she has no chance with him."

HE IS A LITMUS TEST for bad people. "What do you think of George Takei?" will TELL YOU whether or not that person is worth knowing, being around, talking to... etc.

Uncle George is the coolest uncle we've got.

The quick wit we've come to expect from Honey Boo Boo