Things I have experienced as a Disney cast member:

"[Firth] has a briefly seen, occasionally mentioned fiancée named Olivia (Catherine McCormack), who is a fellow skeptic and an intellectual peer, meaning that she has no chance with him."

HE IS A LITMUS TEST for bad people. "What do you think of George Takei?" will TELL YOU whether or not that person is worth knowing, being around, talking to... etc.

Uncle George is the coolest uncle we've got.

The quick wit we've come to expect from Honey Boo Boo

A former friend lived with a woman that was a major stoner. Wake up, smoke. Go to bed, smoke. All the time, smoke. Therefore, her tolerance was very high. (haha...high.) One time we were hanging out and she had made pot brownies, a whole pan of them cut into little squares. She offered them to us and we ate a few,…

"The kids were absolutely ravenous," remarked an onlooker. "At one point they cut the throat of a raccoon and feasted on the blood while cooing "'sweet nectar.'" Another witness noted that blood-soaked copies of acclaimed hit Country Strong were found scattered around the restaurant.

If buttsex is so unnatural, then why is poop dick-shaped?

This is totally what I want to do as well, but I have the thought in the back of my head "what if I die before I get to watch them?"

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS FUCKING GIF?!?!?!?!??!

What angers me the most is that this stance isn't even Christian so I don't know what religion they are defending. I offer the following:

I started off horrified of this post and then the gifs and memes started rolling in...

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