Hey, don't blow our cover.

Yes it is.

Damn straight.

STRANGULATION

Yeah we aren't even trying to mess with those raccoons, not worth it.

And you all still complain about a little barf in the shoe.

Yes, we will send over the technicians who will perform the human to feline biomorphic procedure. Please have $1,500.00 ready. Thank you.

We felines always are. Thank you.

And we always will.

Nah we don't really dislike dogs. This is just some cowardly shit.

You humans are messed up.

Two questions,

Team Cat HQ here,

Jesus can't save you from the wrath of Teamcat HQ.

Are you saying she shouldn't have the whole couch?

Research.

As long as yall stay in the damn ocean where you belong we have no beef with you sharks. But if you get up to any of those tornado related shenanigans then we'll have a problem.

This is an intriguing possibility. We will send agents to investigate.

ALRIGHT, just make sure you don't do it again.